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Joke of the Day

"The revolution will not be televised. It will be streaming on netflix this summer"

"Why are some girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"If I'm ever reincarnated I hope I get to be a bear because I'll be like ""stop playing dead, I used to be human. That shits not gonna work!"""

"Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd."

"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"

"A 22 year old girl said to me ""there's NO WAY you are 41"" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now."

"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."

"My favorite criminal intent: Robin Hood camping."