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Joke of the Day

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."

"What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !"

"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes"

"Did you know Achilles was a runway model? He was fired because of his walk. He had a problem with heels."

"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."

"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""