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Joke of the Day
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
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"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."
"After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.... ...Picking up the phone, he spoke ""Hebrew."""
"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"
"Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album."
"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"
"It's so cute. My kids always say ""I want to help you, Daddy!"" because they don't know the word ""hinder""."
"I went to the hospital today and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early. She asked to see it, so I came on her face."
"Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"