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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."

"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"

"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."

"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."

"Why did the comedian mermaid die ? Because it had a dry sense of humor ."

"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""

"Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job."

"Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time."

"The 4 year old thinks a cat's tail is it's underwear because it covers the butthole. I can't really argue with that logic."

"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"