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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you are at a picnic with gay men? All the hot dogs taste like shit"
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"Society has this weird perception that nurses are the most nurturing parents. My kids: My arm hurts when I move it!! Me: Then don't do it."
"When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin."
"The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket."
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"
"Baby your dirtier than my browsers history!"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."
"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."