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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you are at a picnic with gay men? All the hot dogs taste like shit"
Next Joke
"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"
"The doctor told me I had Parkinson's.... I decided to just shake it off."
"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."
"How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."
"Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper"
"If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Going to McDonald's is like going to the strip club... At first you're pumped and excited on the idea then you leave feeling dirty and ashamed."
"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"