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"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero"
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"""How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"" [OC] ""They flip burgers for profit!"" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!"
"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"
"What's yellow and black that makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."
"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"Three old men are sitting on a bench One says, ""Windy today."" Another says, ""No you idiot, it's Thursday."" The third one says, ""Me too. Let's go get a beer."""
"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."
"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."
"Did you hear about the farmer who was a heroin addict? He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack."