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Joke of the Day
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes"
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"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""
"I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011. Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila."
"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"
"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."
"Can I buy you a drink? ""I don't drink."" *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12."
"UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over"
"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."