144089

Joke of the Day

"Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits."

"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"

"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."

"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."

"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"

"Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?"

"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."