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Joke of the Day
"How do the Lanisters make large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
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"What do you do to an Elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."
"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."
"If the car behind me honks while waiting for my parking space at the mall, I turn off my car and visibly start a rubik's cube."
"What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives"
"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"Pro tip: Before you tell her that you love her, make sure you're not horny, drunk, lonely, desperate, sad, angry, bored or hungry."