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Joke of the Day
"How do the Lanisters make large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
Next Joke
"Can someone call me right now? I'm at the dog park and my ringtone is a doorbell."
"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"
"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"
"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."
"What do people typically get at Whole Foods? Ripped off."
"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."
"""What kind of house does cheese like to live in?"" ""A cottage"""
"got so drunk last night that I ate a salad"
"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."