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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."
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"Urugay still complaining about Suarez punishment: ""Don t forget that 4 human months are 2 dog years."""
"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."
"Swimming in the Ocean I while back I was sitting on a beach in Mexico watching this guy in the ocean screaming ""HELP SHARK, HELP!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"
"What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polyunsaturated"
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! ""whole... hole."" it's a play on words ;)"