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Joke of the Day
"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."
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"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"
"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."
"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."
"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."
"So they have warning signs for drivers to look out for pedestrians on their cell phone now. Put up warning signs for pedestrians that the driver might be looking at their cellphone. Problem solved"
"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"
"What is a statistician's favorite social media site? Histogram"