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Joke of the Day
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"
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"I always go to the fattest kid at the concession stand to buy popcorn at the movies because he knows how to butter it properly."
"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"
"I saw a homeless man and gave him $1.00. I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77."
"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
"ALERT: If u got a message from me saying ""I Need To Contact Poopy Woman"" that was a hacker or error. I called the cops and they are mad"
"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."
"What do you call a brony in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"