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Joke of the Day
"If Reddit was a blanket, what type of blanket would it be? One with a high thread count."
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"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."
"Robbing me is only a good idea if you're running low on ketchup packets."
"Italian Guy with a problem What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment :)"
"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"
"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."
"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""
"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."
"Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel... It was a loco motive."