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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a poor, old lady fall. My first reaction was to laugh, but then I thought ""what if I was an ant, and she fell on top of me?"" then it didn't seem so funny anymore."

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"

"Sorry I wrote ""All dogs matter"" on your ""I my Weimaraner"" bumper sticker."

"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."

"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"If I use the bathroom at someone's house and they are out of hand soap, no more high-fives for that person."

"This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse."