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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle"
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"On this day in 1947 Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier, whereas Obama did nothing for America in ALL of 1947."
"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."
"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."
"What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not ovary fond of you"
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"
"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
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