100078
Joke of the Day
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
Next Joke
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago"
"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."
"David Bowie died at 69, Alan Rickman died at 69... ... Donald Trump is 69. We are all crossing our fingers."
"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."
"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."
"Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins"
"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."
"What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago"