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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago"

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"Breaking News: It turns out OJ Simpsons son actually killed Nicole Brown Simpson. OJ's son asked him if he could have an advance on his allowance. OJ told him ""Go axe yer mother"""

"Who takes a shit while they're at a party? A Party Pooper"

"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."

"What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake? It's not your fault."

"Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers."