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Joke of the Day

"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"

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"Your mother's vagina"
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"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""
"The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes... ...They all got bent out of shape."