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Joke of the Day

"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"

"A guy goes the video store... - Excuse me, could I rent Batman Forever? - Sorry but you'll have to bring it back tomorrow. :("

"Your mother's vagina"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."

"Sex has a speed limit It's 68, because when you get to 69 you have to turn around"

"What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!"

"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"

"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""

"The Physics Department didn't like my Stephen Hawking jokes... ...They all got bent out of shape."