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Joke of the Day
"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."
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"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."
"How did Canada get its name? C eh, N eh, D eh."
"Group hugs are like.... Group hugs are like a G rated orgy"
"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."
"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"
"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."
"What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna."
"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"