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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser the King of Beers !"
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"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"
"How do you teach a girl math? Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply."
"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"
"WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling."
"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."
"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."
"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
"Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album. Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone."
"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."