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Joke of the Day
"Dear Gingers, It could be worse. Sincerely, Albinos"
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"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""
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"During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds."