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Joke of the Day

"why would you be a suicide bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr"

"if she doesn't reciprocate ur first ""i love u"", press ur finger to ur strategically placed bluetooth & say ""oh cool u love me too? nice"""

"My parents didnt take me seriously when i came out It was because i couldn't keep a straight face"

"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""

"What did Hitler drink, as a child? Jews!"

"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."

"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"

"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."

"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."