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Joke of the Day

"why would you be a suicide bomber... And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now! Source: Jimmy Carr"

"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."

"What do you call a gay drive by? A Fruit roll up"

"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."

"What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!"

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside."

"How did Samuel Morse propose to his wife? .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- .-. .-. -.-- / -- . ..--.."

"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."

"My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support."