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Joke of the Day

"Blizzards are like sex it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with"

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."

"Me: Girls' night in!!! Cat: I'm a cat. Me: You're my best friend. Cat: I'm not even a girl cat. Me: So it's like a date? Cat: Get help."

"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"

"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""

"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"

"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."

"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"

"When a Dutch reporter asked Arjen Robben what he was going to do after the world cup, he told him; I'm going diving in Mexico."