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Joke of the Day

"My angry wife left me after she said "".. eat shit and die! "" And all I said was: ""So dinner is ready?""."

"What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !"

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"

"How do you guarantee that your wishes always come true? Wish for something that is already true."

"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"

"A blonde woman one read that over 70% of car accidents happened within 15 minutes of home... She decided it'd be safer to live somewhere else."

"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard... ...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store."

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."