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Joke of the Day
"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"
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"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"
"It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough."
"I like my lovers like I like my golf score Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing."
"Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict : Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium"
"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."
"What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch? The spelling Teehee"
"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."
"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
"Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw... ...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo"