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Joke of the Day

"1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them. 3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe"

"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"

"*slips the attendant $20* ""make sure you pick me out a good one"" Sir this is a daycare... ""uh huh *winks* a daycare"""

"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."

"You and Me = Grand Unification"

"If a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders? He was a little... Possesive"