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Joke of the Day

"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."

"Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank? [dirty] He was caught drinking on the job..."

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office, and screams... ""Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!"" The doctor calmly answers ""Pay me in advance"""

"What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"I got a new job growing weed. It's the Kush-iest job I've ever had."

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian."