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Joke of the Day

"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."

"What did Mr. T start eating when he went on a diet? Tofoo [7]"

"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta!"

"If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico."

"Not looking at my phone during dinner will be the most romantic gesture I will make today."

"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"