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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby Is my inspiration he is always persistent and never takes No for an answer"
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"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him."
"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"
"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"
"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"
"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."
"Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train."
"Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet? Because it had too many threads."