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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."
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"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"
"What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes."
"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."
"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"
"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."
"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""
"Just gonna say... Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0 Number of times after - 1 Draw your own conclusions..."
"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."