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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong."
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"What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long? An OranguTAN!"
"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."
"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."
"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"
"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."
"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."
"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"
"Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery? Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it."
"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."