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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"
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"What's the worst way to tell a guy his small penis is okay? Oh honey, I'm not worried about a little thing like that!"
"I never know what to do with my hands when I'm at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me."
"It's good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl."
"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest pro health... The other one is killing a lion"
"What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment."
"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"
"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"
"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."
"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."