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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process."

"Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children."

"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."

"COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends."

"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"

"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""

"What do guys like but are afraid of? Girls"

"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."