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Joke of the Day

"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"

"Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record."

"How is being a pimp like being a farmer? You get some hoes and they get dough for you."

"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"

"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."

"Smoke alarms are stupid -- like I'd ever forget to smoke."

"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender."

"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"