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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a guy put a hamburger between 2 pancakes so I proposed on the spot and he just said ""no"" so he's obviously the smartest man alive"

"A pirate walks into a bar... With his ship's steering wheel on his dick. The bartender asks, ""Whats with the wheel on your john?"" the pirate replied, ""Arrg it's driving me nuts!"""

"I'm trying to potty train my son by leading by example, but the shit I just took totally overflowed his potty chair."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."

"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."

"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."

"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."