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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare."
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"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"
"50/50- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
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"I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it."
"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"
"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."
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