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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."
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"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
"People are like songs.... some speak the truth and some just make sound."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"I was watching a porno I was watching a porn film earlier, was just a sad fat bloke masturbating and weeping.....then I realized I hadn't turned the tv on :("
"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."
"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"
"Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans? They take all the green cards"
"How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)"