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Joke of the Day

"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"

"[1st moon landing] Mission Ctrl: Be sure to say something important & profound Neil: Ok *steps onto moon* Neil: *clears throat* I'm a vegan"

"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that"

"Where does bad light end up? in prism"

"Your cough sounds much better this morning? It should. I've been practicing all night!"

"I've been up for 30 seconds and I am already exhausted."

"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."

"Does any one need work. Working with tulips? Putting your tulips on these nuts."