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Joke of the Day

"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""

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"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"
"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."
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"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa."
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into twitter."
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"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."
"Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? Me: your mother, why? W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again."