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Joke of the Day

"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""

"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"

"The mantra to a successful relationship find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do."

"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."