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Joke of the Day

"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"

"[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks."

"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."

"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."

"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"

"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

"""Excuse me sir, are you really just a building in disguise?"" *storefront sweats nervously* ""N-n-no! I am human my name is Bill. Bill...Ding"""

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."