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Joke of the Day
"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."
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"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"Mah friend asked me if i wanna know the opposite of Han I said ""nah"""
"My wife caught me measuring my dick. Embarrassing! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."
"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"
"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."
"Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments.... The problem has scientists scratching their heads."
"I want to do for the unibrow what Hitler did for the little moustache."