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Joke of the Day
"How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just hire a mexican to do it."
Next Joke
"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."
"*grandma sobbing at my graduation* ""Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."" *wipes tear* ""But they didn't want to come."""
"You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ ."
"I'm pretty great with money. Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."
"What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy"
"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."
"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."