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Joke of the Day
"Why can we never actually see the sun? Because it's in da-skies!"
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"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"
"Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads."
"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"
"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."
"Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? Because she was a woman"
"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"
"why did the chicken cross the playground...... TO GET TO THE OVER FUCKING SLIDE, EH EH EH GEEEEEEET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *pulls the trigger"
"No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there."