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Joke of the Day

"Why can we never actually see the sun? Because it's in da-skies!"

"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"*Girl comes out in a slinky dress* ME: Ooh that looks like fun *I push her down the stairs*"

"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""

"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."

"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."

"It sucks that bowtie pasta is the only edible formal wear my grocery store carries."

"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."

"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."