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Joke of the Day
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""
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"How to kill two birds with one stone: Step 1: throw a stone at a bird Step 2: go pick up that stone Step 3: throw it at another bird"
"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."
"I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work... I opened my eyes and chilled - I'm at work."
"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."
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"Do you like jokes that make you think a little? If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it? Flattery."