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Joke of the Day

"I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ ladder."

"Oh, you thought my hair twirling was flirting? Actually, it was just me checking for split ends because you were boring the shit out of me."

"I asked my hairdresser to take a little bit off. I just really want to see her tits."

"A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Is this a Joke?"""

"We had a proper, serious, grown-up discussion about pornography recently, and my girlfriend said, ""I don't get porn. Why would I want to watch to people have sex?"" I said, ""Two? People?"""

"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."

"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"