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Joke of the Day
"What is a dog lover's favorite cookie? Keebler"
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"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."
"My 2 yo is currently having the biggest tantrum I've ever seen! He's mad I will not let him open & eat the box of candy* he found. *tampons"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"
"There are two typos of people in the world... ... those who proofread, and those who don't."
"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."
"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?"
"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."
"Pantibros before pantihose?"