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Joke of the Day
"Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work? Little seizures"
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"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"What did the chinese pirate say? Awwlllll!"
"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."
"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods."