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Joke of the Day

"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"

"Hey rappers on twitter, saying ""LOL"" in every tweet is about as gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing"

"Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"

"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"

"I was born half female... You see, my mum was one."

"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"Parenting Pro Tip: If a 5 year old says he needs a potty stop, or he's going to take a dump in the minivan, he's not making idle threats"

"How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!"