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Joke of the Day

"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."

"What is it called when a reptile loses its tail? Ereptile Dysfunction"

"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."

"How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted."

"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"

"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."

"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"

"Yoda: ""Mmhhh, why 5 afraid of 6 is?"" Because 6 7 8"