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Joke of the Day
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
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"What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten? Pre-KKK"
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"Your momma so dirty she serves more requests than HTTP"
"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"
"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."
"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"
"A priest and a rabbi are walking together. The priest sees an attractive young boy and asks the rabbi , do you want to fuck him? The rabbi asks , out of what?"
"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"