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Joke of the Day
"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."
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"Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech."
"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"
"Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 8 9"
"Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians"
"Say, Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sherbert"
"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"
"I would rather crush the shit out of the back of my shoes than bend over and put them on properly."
"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"
"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."